Doesn't that suck?
Things I have learned while moving this weekend:
1) I learned that 26' trucks don't drive well on city streets where women in large SUVs block the turn lanes.
2) I learned where the femoral artery is.
3) I learned that if the femoral artery is blocked by, say, the pressure of 100 pounds of books...it's bad.
4) I learned that while carbon monoxide is odorless, it can mix with other things to make a smell.
5) I learned that rats are not canaries and should not be used as such.
6) I learned that *almost* dying isn't enough to get you out of work.
Things I have learned while moving this weekend:
1) I learned that 26' trucks don't drive well on city streets where women in large SUVs block the turn lanes.
2) I learned where the femoral artery is.
3) I learned that if the femoral artery is blocked by, say, the pressure of 100 pounds of books...it's bad.
4) I learned that while carbon monoxide is odorless, it can mix with other things to make a smell.
5) I learned that rats are not canaries and should not be used as such.
6) I learned that *almost* dying isn't enough to get you out of work.
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Date: August 24th, 2009 02:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: August 24th, 2009 02:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: August 24th, 2009 02:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: August 24th, 2009 03:23 pm (UTC)canariesrats who were in the kitchen at the time were still alive this morning, so I'm going to say that no real harm was done from the possessed-oven-attack... and my leg is still functional, so I don't think I janked that up...... soooo, yeah. Life is still progressing in a moderately good fashion.After this summer, I have re-evaluated the definition of "good". "Good" is now "no one has died today".
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Date: August 24th, 2009 03:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: August 24th, 2009 03:30 pm (UTC)It's like the story of the person who was supposed to die but missed/escaped from death, and then shit-storms follow henceforth. That's been my life lately. Clearly something was supposed to have happened that was karmacally missed, and now I shall suffer for eternity until it gets straightened out or I die messily. >__<
BUT!! I have a root beer. A caffeinated root beer. *^__^*
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Date: August 24th, 2009 03:33 pm (UTC)But I believe it was on The Inferno.
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Date: August 24th, 2009 09:16 pm (UTC)may not be the solution to everything, but every little bit helps.
ó.ò