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Doesn't that suck?

Things I have learned while moving this weekend:

1) I learned that 26' trucks don't drive well on city streets where women in large SUVs block the turn lanes.
2) I learned where the femoral artery is.
3) I learned that if the femoral artery is blocked by, say, the pressure of 100 pounds of books...it's bad.
4) I learned that while carbon monoxide is odorless, it can mix with other things to make a smell.
5) I learned that rats are not canaries and should not be used as such.
6) I learned that *almost* dying isn't enough to get you out of work.

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Date: August 24th, 2009 02:07 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] annotated_em
*stares at that list, alarmed* Uh... you okay?

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Date: August 24th, 2009 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jinsai.livejournal.com
Reminds me of my AP English teacher telling us our final paper could be a day late if we were hospitalized.

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Date: August 24th, 2009 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzi.livejournal.com
My GOD, woman! o_O;;

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Date: August 24th, 2009 03:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ara-chan.livejournal.com
The canaries rats who were in the kitchen at the time were still alive this morning, so I'm going to say that no real harm was done from the possessed-oven-attack... and my leg is still functional, so I don't think I janked that up...... soooo, yeah. Life is still progressing in a moderately good fashion.

After this summer, I have re-evaluated the definition of "good". "Good" is now "no one has died today".

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Date: August 24th, 2009 03:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ara-chan.livejournal.com
O_o ... "Sorry doctor, I can't allow you to operate on me, I have to turn in my essay on 1984 tomorrow morning. Unless you're willing to do a local-only, since I can potentially get a one-day extension." ??

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Date: August 24th, 2009 03:30 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ara-chan.livejournal.com
This is just a flavor of how my summer has gone. There's a reason I haven't been online in months. ;___;

It's like the story of the person who was supposed to die but missed/escaped from death, and then shit-storms follow henceforth. That's been my life lately. Clearly something was supposed to have happened that was karmacally missed, and now I shall suffer for eternity until it gets straightened out or I die messily. >__<

BUT!! I have a root beer. A caffeinated root beer. *^__^*

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Date: August 24th, 2009 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jinsai.livejournal.com
Yup!

But I believe it was on The Inferno.

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Date: August 24th, 2009 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zyphryus.livejournal.com
*hug*
may not be the solution to everything, but every little bit helps.
ó.ò

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